* Get the Festival Speech Synthesis package for your Debian GNU/Linux box
$ sudo apt-get install festival
[...bunch of status about installing a festival and dependancies removed...]
$
* Create a snappy reply. I like emacs. This is exactly what hi-dave.txt looks like:
Hi Dave!
This is Marc No-zell and I just listened to your Coffee Talk with
Richard Scoble. It sounds like Microsoft's voice mail system is using
a descendant of the DECK-talk system that was created by DECK in the
1980s.
I'm creating this audio reply using the Festival Speech Synthesis
System on my Deb-ian GNU Linux laptop. Neener, neener, neener!
Well, thanks for the Coffee Notes!
Now I did do a little cheating here. Festival follows strict pronunciation rules and sometimes gets words wrong. For example my surname would be said as 'nozzel', so I spell it how I want it to sound. The same is true for DECtalk and DEC, which sounds like 'dec-tork' and 'december' (trying to be a little too clever ;-)
* Convert from text to wave format:
$ text2wave hi-dave.txt -o hi-dave.wav
* Convert from wav to mp3 format
$ lame hi-dave.wav hi-dave.mp3
* Listen to the result:
$ xmms hi-dave.mp3