I was looking at internal-only benefits-related site at work today and
found this note hilarious.
The System is available 24 hours a day except during daily backups
Monday through Friday , 11pm - 11:30pm PST and during weekly backups
Sunday 3pm - 9pm PST.
So the website is available 24 hours a day except for those 5 1/2
hours a week when it isn't available.